If you haven’t watched the first episode of Game of Thrones already, stop reading. This post is dark and full of spoilers. Dragonstone premiered on Monday morning at 9am Malaysian time on HBO, so unless you took the day off to specifically watch the premiere, you would have shared my predicament and avoided all channels of social media for a full day. Curses be upon those who divulge spoilers on Facebook!
The Season 7 premiere was not a bang-out, guns (or shall I say swords?) ablazing episode, but what it lacked in action and bloodshed, it made up in sassy savage one-liners (and a cameo from Ed Sheeran). Surprisingly none of the witty lines came from Tyrion Lannister, Westeros’ resident smart mouth. (In fact, he had zero lines in Dragonstone, He can’t have all the fun.)
Euron Greyjoy had the bulk of the best lines. This GoT new-comer is my new fave with his IDGAF attitude. Here are my fave moments:
The time he spoke of Theon and Yara Greyjoy, his niece and nephew.
“Murdering them would make me feel a lot better”