Sometimes it’s really not their fault they’re skinny, so stop projecting your aggression masking it as cuteness, okay?
Your clothes are wearing you.
Why don’t you try shopping for a pair of Size 24 jeans before you say anything?
Do you shop at the kid’s department?
Yes. Yes I do. And it’s still not as cheap as you’d think it is.
What do you have to worry about? You’re so thin!
Apart from having the body structure of a pre-pubescent boy, I have to worry about possible heart diseases, anemia, fertility problems, as well as osteoporosis – because I AM that light and a strong gust of wind will sweep me off my feet and cause broken bones.
Real women have curves.
No. A real woman is confident enough about her body not to make snide comments about other women’s bodies.
Do you even eat?
You know, the world is a nasty enough place for women without us having to defend ourselves from other women as well. Don’t make assumptions, and stop telling me to eat a burger!
Ugh, you’re so lucky.
Don’t assume my life is good just because I’m skinny. (Refer to items one, two, and three above.)