Things To Stop Saying To Less Busty Girls

Being a little petite up top does not minimize femininity, just ask Kate Moss how many magazine covers she’s been on. If anyone ever makes a chesty remark about another woman’s body, you can tell them to keep it to themselves.

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Calm yo tits.
Do they look like a rowdy bunch to you?

I wish I had smaller boobs, mine just gets in the way.
Damn straight – seatbelts don’t get in the way, clothes fit, and the girls don’t call for attention when I run or descend stairs.

There are always push ups you can try.
Do you have any idea how hot that can get? Besides, I like the extra space in my bra to stash my keys or phone on a night out.

Are your nipples like, you know, Hershey’s Kisses?
EXCUSE YOU! I get to wear lots of those cute lingerie and on lazy days, I sometimes don’t even wear a bra. Jelly?

Only a flat-chested girl can pull that off.
It’s true. Plunging necklines never look “too revealing”.

Do they disappear when you lie down?
I might laugh this one off, but I’m dying inside. Stop.

Did you like, not go through puberty?
Do you want me to break into song? Because I will break into the chorus of Christina Aguilera’s Beautiful Words can’t bring me doooooown. Don’t you bring me down!

At least you don’t have to worry about back pain!
Thanks. I’ll make a mental note of that.

Pictures: Ingimage

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